Madhu is the Life Manager at the Reckoner. She finds this hilarious because she is most certainly not capable of managing her own life. If you refer to her as "Madhumita", she most likely will hold a grudge against you for about 3 minutes (at most). Do feel free to use alternative names such as "Madhufus" or "Ma-dude" or "Ma-douche", though. Madhu enjoys leaning on and sticking to people, like a koala. When agitated, she uses phrases like "I will stab you", but do not be intimidated by this, or her height, for she is quite the small, harmless, vulnerable child.
